She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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