i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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