everyone is single if you try hard enough
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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