Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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