His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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