should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I need to calm my uterus...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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