So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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