You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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