i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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