So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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