and you said cock pushups were impossible
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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