She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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