Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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