I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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