wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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