I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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