And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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