He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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