So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My vagina is officially offended.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
