It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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