i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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