you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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