Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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