dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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