Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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