Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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