I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
