loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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