i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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