Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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