I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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