wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize