Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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