What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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