doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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