4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
