tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
can u get pink eye on your cock?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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