North Korea, Best Korea!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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