Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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