I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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