Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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