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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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