YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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