Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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