I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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