Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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