So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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