i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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