she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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