Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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