so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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