The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Me too!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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