just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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