cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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