so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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