Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Randomize
