Your tits are I can't wait for
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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