The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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