I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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