You smell like stripper and shame
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize