i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im drinking this country out of the recession.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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