only if we run a train.
done.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
