I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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